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๐Ÿš๏ธ Yahoo Deleted Our Internet

Yahoo paid $3.57 billion for GeoCities, then deleted 38 million personal web pages in 2009. The identity layer the internet lost โ€” and the $61.6M link-in-bio category still ignoring it.

๐Ÿš๏ธ Yahoo Deleted Our Internet

In 1995, a company called GeoCities gave ordinary people something radical: a free web page. You picked a "neighborhood" โ€” SiliconValley for tech, Hollywood for entertainment, SoHo for the arts โ€” and built whatever you wanted. Glitter text, tiled backgrounds, auto-playing MIDI files, clip art from God knows where. The pages were ugly, slow, and genuinely yours. By 1997, GeoCities was the third most visited site on the entire internet. Thirty-eight million people had personal pages there.

Yahoo bought it in January 1999 for $3.57 billion in stock. At the time, it sounded reasonable. Then the dot-com crash hit, the pages aged, and Yahoo couldn't figure out how to monetize any of it (imagine that!). On October 26, 2009, they deleted the whole damn thing.

How we miss you... you glorious, ugly bastard.

A volunteer group called the Archive Team scrambled to download as many pages as they could before the deadline. Families lost photo albums. Fan fiction communities evaporated. One of the largest collections of personal expression the internet had ever produced went dark.

Those 38 million people were making something Yahoo's spreadsheets never captured: corners of the internet that actually felt like theirs.

That impulse never went away:

Link in bio: the centerpiece to showcase how boring you are

Meanwhile, every link-in-bio tool on the market competes on the same axis: clean and minimal. Linktree has 70 million users and $61.6 million in revenue. The entire category optimized for utility and forgot about identity. Today's idea is a nostalgia-first link-in-bio studio. MySpace-style bio pages at $5/month, a solo-builder MVP, and a niche nobody else is building for.

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Link-in-bio is a $61.6M market built on minimalism. Creators who want MySpace chaos have no purpose-built option โ€” and the niche has zero dedicated competitors.

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